If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
my being single is dangerous.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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