I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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