margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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