is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
So much rum. So many feels.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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