this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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