you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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