i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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