So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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