This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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