Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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