I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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