they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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