I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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