i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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