I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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