why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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