Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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