Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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