How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Randomize
