My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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