There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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