Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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