We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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