he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
