A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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