You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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