I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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