Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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