My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Randomize
