Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Every concussion has its silver lining
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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