Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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