there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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