i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
