She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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