just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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