i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I understand Curling. That high.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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