i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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