She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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