Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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