i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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