watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Barsexuality is the new black.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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