It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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