This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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