chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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