Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i came on her dog
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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