Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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