i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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