This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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