I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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