So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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