i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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