So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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