Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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